Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING THANK YOU SO MUCH DEAR GOD THIS IS GOLDEN
whatever you think it’s going to be
it really isn’t that
This is not one of those “I knew what it was before I pressed play” posts. Just press play.
I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE REASONS. AND I WILL KEEP REBLOGGING THIS UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS. I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS 30.000 TIMES ALREADY, I WILL KEEP REBLOGGING THIS. IF ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT:
yo yo yo let it go
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 [HQ]
Patrick got me like…
so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and
i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it
excuse me sir this is not where u belong
Snails belong anywhere we please
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
Mischief is a small thing, a toy I’ve well used and discarded. This isn’t mischief. This is mayhem.
Did you know if you listen carefully to Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love, instead of saying “You cut me open and I…” she actually says
“You call me your banana”
Listen to it if you don’t believe me.